Is It Really Morning?

So I woke up and rolled out of bed. it was very dark out. not thinking much of the darkness since i am always up at like five am i got to the bathroom and then into my living room and just sit in the dark. after about twenty min. or so go by i soon find it very odd that i cant see any of my clocks and i begin my search for on eof them without moving a bit. i look into my kitchen from the couch and try every angle i can to be able to read the time on the blasted microwave. to no avail i turn my attention to the stove. now i for some reason expected this to be an easy task but since i had used it the day before for a timer it just blinked non stop at me saying :15. not my reasoning ability tells me there is no way the world has been around for 15min. so i stand up and for some reason now that the microwave clock is visible to me, i do not look at it, i walk back into the bed room and lay down.

i thought i had it this time. the alarm clock in my room is visible from the bed and was set to go ff at 7am. so i wait what seems to be days and it never goes off, and whats worse is the sun has yet to come up. at least if the sun was up i would have an idea what time it was... i look at the alarm and see nothing... my lazyness from the night before made me put cloths in front of it... now that i am fully awake and playing hide and go seek with father time i decide to end the game and just get up and look at it.. but not before a glass of water. so up past the clock i go without looking at it, into my kitchen right next to two clocks i pass not glancing at them i grab a glass of water drink it and return to bed forgetting to look at the clock. 

at this point i remember thinking well play time well played, your skills of eluding me are well toned. but i have something it didn't expect, a phone!! so i grab my cell and watch it for a few just staring at it before i remember to turn it on if i want it to tell me the time. i turn it on and after it sends forever loading my body tells me to go to the bathroom and pee. darn the water... so i turn the phone back off god knows why with out looking at the time pass the alarm again and go to the bathroom. i come back in and lay down again and notice i still have not looked at the clock. angered i jump back up to see the time.....12:01am. here i had been thinking it was 5 or 6 but no... 12:01. i tossed myself on the bed and threw my blankets on and went back to bed...

Well played father time... well played.